and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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