just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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