If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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