I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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