so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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