Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like death gave me a hand job
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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