singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
