I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
