I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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