belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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