Your mouth is God's brothel.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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