Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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