I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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