We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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