I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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its like you know when i get waxed
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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