Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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