Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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