Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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