And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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