I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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