I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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