Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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