I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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