Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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