I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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