Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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