cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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