So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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