took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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