First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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