it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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