sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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