We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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