After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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