Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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