i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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