So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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