3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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