well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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