I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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