I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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