sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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