i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
