She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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