Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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