Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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