New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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