Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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