i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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