My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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