This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
