google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
